Halloweeeeen’s coming up everyone, and where better to celebrate than at the Halloween Party with the LDW Empire!  Mistresses Tia, Vivian, Gemma, Delia, Cassidy and Ann have some sexy holiday fun planned for you over at Cock Radio between 6pm and 12am, and of course plenty of other Mistresses will be joining you to chat about the programming over in the adult chatroom.

In the spirit of the theme (Rocky Horror… be still my 7th grade heart), I have some assignments for you all.  Pick and choose according to the fetish that’s near and dear to your heart.  If you do all of them and send me proof, well damn, I might just have to give you some sort of reward.

1) Costume assignment (sissies): using just the clothes + makeup you have at home, pick your favorite character from any cult classic and do.  it.  up.  Pictures please!

2) Costume assignment (humiliation sluts): using Rocky’s face as inspiration, costumize your cock.  Go WILD with that makeup.  I want your dick looking like a drag queen in a rain storm.

3) Candy Cock (pain sluts): Mmmm get some of those nice little candies you can suck on for a while– lollipops, werthers, whatever the kids are eatin’ these days.  Suck on ‘em until they’re nice and sticky, and then adhere each one– at least 10– to your dick, balls, deep in your pubic hair…. take a picture (for my amusement), let sit for 20 minutes, or until they’re nice and stuck on, and then rip each one off for me!  This works a lot better if you’re NOT shaved.

4) Trick-or-semen (orgasm edging): This one requires joining the LDW Mistresses at their Halloween party, and I owe the idea to a friend of mine.

(I, however, do NOT recommend putting candy corn up your butt unless you feel like spending a sticky Halloween eve at the hospital!)

Here are the rules, every time the Mistresses say “Rocky Horror,” “Halloween,” “candy,” “sexy,” or “costume” you have to pump your cock as hard as possible, getting as close to that edge as you can, for 2 minutes.  Every time they say “trick or treat” you have to bring yourself to orgasm in 2 minutes (if you can’t do it in 2 minutes then you have to edge nonstop for 30 minutes and restart when the 30 minutes is over).  If at any point the Mistresses say “slutty bumblebee” you can’t cum for 5 days, but still must edge throughout the 6-hour show.

5a) Pumpkin SEED (humiliation sluts): Put on a condom, and fuck a pumpkin.  Small size is probably your best bet, as you might have to microwave it for a minute before you cut a mouth whole and jam your cock in there.  Enjoy your new fuckable gourd friend!

5b) Pumpkin SEED pt. 2 (cum eating): When you cum, save and set aside your loaded condom before separating all the pumpkin seeds out of the pumpkin you just fucked– rinse em, lay em out on a baking pan, coat them in YOUR seed, and bake until niiiiice and toasty and cum-covered.  Snack away, cumsluts!

Well, all you Callie-curious sissies, strokers + slaves– you’re in luck!  The lovely Mistress Tia has invited me to be the first guest on her new season of Mistress Interviews over at Talkshoe.  I’ll be answering questions about sex, calls and me me ME, this Tuesday (September 6th) at 8pm.  You can listen in and join the chat room (I’ll be there, too) to ask any burning questions you have about your favorite phone sex Mistress.  At the risk of getting nice and dirty during this interview, I’m going to say that no question is too kinky, and no compliment too flattering!  I certainly won’t be holding anything back….

During the call, the chat room will be available at http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/58393,  (or just click here the night of), so feel free to make a profile if you haven’t already (it takes all of 2 seconds) and join us there.  If you’re feeling shy you can, of course, just listen in.  Either way, make sure you’re at TalkShoe at 8pm, Tuesday so that you don’t miss out on any naughty interview fun.    Here’s the info to listen in:

Phone Number: (724) 444-7444
Call ID: 58393

I’ll be giving you updates leading up to the show here and on twitter, too, so keep an eye out.  Also, feel free to leave a question in the comments for this blog post, and I’ll pass it on to Mistress Tia to answer during the show.  And if for some reason you’re too busy sniffing panties that you’re pretending I once wore and wind up missing the show, I’ll be posting the podcast after it’s live right here on my blog.  Lucky, lucky you!

Phone Sex Certainly Has its Place…
There are times when the only thing that will satisfy is a hot phone sex session with your favorite Mistress, where you can hear her sultry voice, her whispers and commands.  Where her voice feels so close you can practically feel her fingertips on your body, teasing you with that little giggle.  There’s no doubt there will be days where that’s all you can think about, until you’re finally able to run home on your lunch break and dial that number!

But So Does Sexy Texting! 

What about the days where you can’t get away from your desk, or your roommates are home and you don’t want them hearing your cries of “Yes, Mistress” through the bedroom door?  What about the times where you want a scenario so detailed, so thoroughly imagined, that the only way you’ll be able to immerse yourself completely is if you can read the words your Mistress has used to create the scene, read them and fully lose yourself to her imagination?

Custom Erotic Lit Just for You…

For me, pillow talk never gets old.  Phone domination sessions are always hot, fun and totally exciting!  But I have to say, nothing does it for me like erotic literature.  I’ve always been a reader, and there’s something about getting lost in the details of a story, about an environment created so well that each sense is at attention, getting completely caught up in it, excitedly anticipating what’s going to happen next…

And that’s why I love sexy texting sessions.  Being able to create that for someone else, to get them turned on or totally humiliated by the written word, there’s little like it.  Whether I’m simply creating the entire scene myself, so they have an erotic story unfolding right in front of them, or if it’s more interactive, and we’re creating the scenes together, developing a sexy domination fantasy as we go– both are amazing.  Shyness about particular fetishes disappears, and then we go straight to the good stuff!

Dirty, sexy little role-play scenarios with plenty of cockteasing…a series of absolutely humiliating tasks, replete with vicious mockery… totally wild fantasies you never imagined having the guts (or the partner!) to explore…the sexy texting possibilities are endless, and each one turns me on…