You Need a Masturbation Mistress (Denial!)

Strokers, I’m going to delve back into my own history to get on your level for a second– I know– crazy!  Don’t let it go to your head.  Because you see, I’m young, but once upon a time this phone sex Princess was in a multi-year relationship, and I understand that sex, when too available, becomes less of an object of desire.  It’s not necessarily about your significant other– you love her!  She’s great, she’s maybe still sexy as ever (maybe not), but both of you have let your sexual desires fall by the wayside because there’s simply no tension of desire there.  It’s depressing, really. Continue reading You Need a Masturbation Mistress (Denial!)


 

Callie Parker, Summertime Orgasm Punisher

July may be National Blueberry Month, but when you dial for that phone sex call with me, you better believe it’s National Blue Ball Month.  Oh, who am I kidding, every month is national blue ball month in my wonderful world of ruined orgasms!

Every day I dream up a new way to . . . → Read More: Callie Parker, Summertime Orgasm Punisher